The 9-13 Project

Beck compares self to Martin Luther King, Jr.

2009-04-17T10:56:00.001-07:00

And says he lives in Crazy Town. Via Gawker.

Right wing Becklash (clever), even conservative pundits are denouncing Beck. Via Daily Beast.

Why smart Republicans distance themselves from Glenn Beck

2009-04-15T12:52:00.000-07:00

[Beck & Limbaugh] are not interested as much in the fate of the Republican Party as they are in their own success.

Read the whole thing.

Beckians, this is your hero?

2009-04-11T14:10:00.000-07:00

81 horrifying minutes

2009-04-07T02:00:00.000-07:00

An interview with the man who takes two shows to "debunk" FEMA camps (oh, maybe for the sake of ratings), even though three weeks ago, he was sure he could not disprove them, while encouraging you to build an underground bunker.

Maybe Beck could channel Joseph Smith and look into his hat for the answer, then get misty eyed.

Only Some People Will Die in Obama's Apocalypse

2009-04-04T20:26:00.000-07:00

Indulgent Mess

2009-04-02T17:19:00.000-07:00

Colbert is Electrified by Glenn Beck

2009-04-01T12:31:00.000-07:00

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Will Someone Get This Blubbering Baffoon a Box of Kleenex?

2009-03-31T12:47:00.000-07:00

NewsBusters has the video from "Morning Joe" with Tina Brown. Not a coincidence, Brown's web site, The Daily Beast has an entire page of videos featuring Beck's bizarre behavior. Both are must reads.

This is what you get when you have a tiny brain

2009-03-26T00:12:00.000-07:00

No, I'm not talking about the fish, I'm talking about Beck explaining the obvious.

What a moron.

Left Wing Nuts Call Out New Right Wing Nut

2009-03-21T12:53:00.000-07:00

Newsbusters has the story and the video here.

Billy Maher and Keith Olbermann have their panties in a bunch over Glenn Beck.

Unfortunately, they aren't entirely wrong to be worried about the moronic things Beck says on Fox News every weekday.

Penn Jillette -- Enemy of the State?

2009-03-19T18:33:00.000-07:00

Oh Glenn, please don't re-write Common Sense. You are no Thomas Paine. Though you are a pain of another sort, the kind you had in the past.

As Usual, News Hounds Watch Glenn Beck...

2009-03-19T11:08:00.001-07:00

So you don't have to.

Great summary of Beck's March 18th show here.

Though we have been unable to confirm, a source tells The 9-13 Project that Beck sat down one night and read the 12 sarcophaguses inside his hat.

Two of those values were, "contradiction" and "superstition".

SLC hits Glenn Beck

2009-03-17T14:53:00.000-07:00

Hey now, Glenn, WE surround YOU.

Flashback: Beck From the Dead

2009-03-17T10:43:00.000-07:00

You really aren't alone. David Frum is with You.

2009-03-17T09:15:00.000-07:00

An excerpt from The New Majority:

On air, Beck promotes sinister conspiracy theories. Here he is on Fox & Friends, warning that the Obama administration is planning a totalitarian takeover:

We are a country that is headed towards socialism, totalitarianism, beyond your wildest dreams. I have to tell you: I’m doing a story tonight that I wanted to debunk – these FEMA camps – I’m tired of hearing about them – you know about them? - I wanted to debunk them. We’ve now for several days done research on them. I can’t debunk them! If you trust our government, it’s fine. If you have any kind of fear that we might be heading towards a totalitarian state: look out. Buckle up. There’s something going on in our country … that ain’t good.

But there's more, Frum's closing lines are pure gold. Read the whole thing.

The Nine Prophecies of the Twelve Sarcophaguses

2009-03-16T23:54:00.000-07:00

Even Dennis Miller finds Glenn Beck ridiculous, Billy O says they keep him in a cage. Watch the first minute or so of the video for some fine mockery of the conservatives' new demagogue.

And please don't forget Shepard Smith's take down of Beck.

Weep Not. The 9-13 Project has Arrived

2009-03-16T23:49:00.000-07:00